It's like a vacuum

This dialogue just happened while I was making dinner and thinking about nothing:

"Dear Brain,
Please start paying attention to what we're reading. We get tired of reading the same thing 4 dozen times because you're not comprehending the words on the page.

Sincerely,
Eyes

p.s. If you could make a conscious effort to stop clenching Jaw, I think we'd all be a lot happier..."


"Dear Eyes,

Shut it! I can't help it if I don't understand glycolysis or can't memorize the essential amino acids or what the heck thiamin and niacin are for. Also, it would help if you would stop glazing over while I'm trying to focus on the page.

Love,
Brain"



Aw, love little insights into the inner workings of Self. It's so happy in here.